Holy! Two posts in one day?

I know, pretty crazy, eh? Well, I just thought I would talk about some other stuff. I'm also going to make a legend for this post because I'm feeling in the mood to organize:

CAM'S LEGEND OF POWER

Red = Random
Blue = Gaming
Orange = Food
This colour = Sabina


Firstly, I'd like to apologise to Nintendo for lashing out the way I did. I was tired, it was one or two in the morning, and I was just really really annoyed at things. I was also hungry.

Speaking of food, I am currently eating some Cadbury chocolate bunnies which are very tasty. I am aware that Easter was a while ago, but I just found these things recently and decided to take my time to eat them... Kinda.

In other news, it's Saturday, and when I woke up at one o'clock today, I felt that the day was practically over. It saddened me, and I'm still tired as I've only been up for just under two hours. I've been fighting a cold since Tuesday, and I think it's just starting to subside. Meanwhile, my nose kills.

In even other news, I've been getting the graving (grave·ing = To have a consuming desire to play a specific video game) to play Mystical Ninja. It's just starting to overcome me, little by little. If I can't get my hands on it soon, God only knows what may happen.

In other other other news, I'd like to write a bit about Sabina. She's wicked cool, that if she were to spin around in a circle, the world would be all "Whoa! Look at Sabina! She's spinning in a circle!". Not everyone has that power, you know. She's one o'a kind. Do you know anyone else who's name is Sabina? Not likely. See? One o'a kind. Plus she's one of the few girls who can stand to hear me talk about video games a lot. She actually found her SNES controllers today, and has been playing A Link to the Past for a while. *Bows* You rock, Sabina! I'll have the Blue Man Group send you some cookies for you to eat. Chocolate brownie chocolate chip dipped in chcolate syrup good? Or would you like something a little sweeter? Hope you get over that sickness soon! But I digress, even though this post has no main point to it.

Well, I'm off. La- Wait, I don't have a meaning for this colour... Wait.

Green = The part no one ever reads

There we go. =)

- Camma Jamma

Nintendo, Don't Make Me Cry

Ugh, why must wii go through this? Wii've been waiting so long, only to be disappointed by you, Nintendo. As you can wii, Nintendo, wii clearly don't like where you're going with the name of your new console. The majority thinks so, at wiist. Please, please tell us why you would name your next generation console "Wii". I'm tired of the jokes, and the name was wiileased yesterday! YESTERDAY! That must wii a record, or something. But enough of this, I am here to tell ever-wii-body the goods, but mainly the bads, of why such a tragewii has befallen us. Trust me, I'll try to make this short.

Good

- The name certainly appeals to younger audiences, and you're certainly getting plenty of feedback from teenagers who really want to get their hands on their own Wii. You can't see it, but I'm shaking my head right now.

- Umm... I'm thinking, hold on...

- Okay, got one. The name, although making my body bleed internally with the horrible but intentional grammar, rolls off the tongue fairly easily. No one really wants to speak it though, without either getting laughed at or making a joke about it.

Okay, on to the bad.

Bad

- To be able to say the name of the console without crying or laughing, I'm going to need some wii'd.

- Check every video game related site. Heck, check every non-video game site, Nintendo. Wii jokes, everywhere. Whee for wii!

- Now people can actually say they "touch their wii at night." and be serious about it. You like that one? Yeah, I made that up just now. Where's my wii'd?

- Here's the worst part... You named your console "Wii". Think it over, now walk over to whoever thought up that name and slap them with something. Better yet, grab your wii and hit them in the head, or strangle them with your wii-mote control. If more than one person was involved in naming the console a Wii, this will be a lot funnier to watch. *skips away*

- I weally weally want a Wii. I want to howd the wii-mote contwol in my hand and pway it aww night!

- My Wii can detect depth. I've been saying that one all day.

- I have a screwdriver on my desk. Think up a better name now, or I'll be doing something very gruesome to someone with this eight inch Phillips. Oh, this is the official name? Hmm, I'll be right back.

- Argh, I got blood all over my keyboard now. Don't worry, thankfully I'll be getting a red Wii.

- Alright, enough Wii jokes, because I'm annoying myself with them. The screwdriver actually looks pretty tempting... No. I'll wait, there's still a chance they'll change the name.

- I liked the name of the Revolution, why not keep it? Yes, the Wii is unique, which is what you're going for. But why Wii? WHY?! I don't like the logic.

- I also don't like how people keep saying "We'll all soon be used to this name in time." because really, we shouldn't have to wait. Just pick a name that can't be easily made fun of, everyone will be like "Yay for Nintendo!", and we'll all patiently wait for E3.

- Oh, that's another thing. E3. If you don't show some impressive stuff, I'm going to start losing hope for you, Nintendo. I don't want the only reason that I own a Wii to be because it was the cheapest of the consoles. No, it won't work that way, because I've been with Nintendo from the beginning of my gaming life. First system? NES, second? N64. Third? Gamecube. Forth? Wii, for sure. Prove me wrong, Nintendo. Show me that there's more to a console than the name. A console's name will be remembered forever, yet so will the games.

- I'm sure we will all hate it when, at the end of a commercial for a game, it'll announce the systems it will be made for. "For X-Box 360, PS3, and Wii." *shudder* Let's hope we actually ARE over the name.

Okay, I can't badmouth Nintendo anymore. I feel like I'm injuring myself. Seriously, I have never felt so strongly against Nintendo so far. I liked the DS, I liked the controller, but I just can't stand this name. Really, it's killing me inside two ways; the name itself, and the fact I'm making fun of the name. It's a double whammy against me. I'm pinned for two. Nintendo, bring me back now. Please. I beg you.

- Kh-

Oh yeah! Maybe I should talk about some other stuff before heading to bed. Well, I believe I was talking about a BMX bike a long while ago. Well, I got one, although it wasn't the one I wanted, I still like it. It's an Ironhorse, and very perty. It's white, and had a bunch of stickers on it that I didn't really care for. So about two weeks after owning it, I decided it was time to make some minor adjustments. So I took off the front brake, two reflectors (leaving the side ones on so my parents would be happy), chainguard and all the stickers, as well as giving it a nice good wash.
I was so happy that it felt like a legit BMX that I decided to go for a little ride around. Bad idea.
On my way to a buddies I landed awkwardly off a high curve, lost my grip on my handlebars and almost flipped completely over them. I was in the middle of the Mall parking lot, I think. Near Tim Horton's, and some woman who saw me offered to drive me home. I assured her I was fine, and checked myself over. I found a "Smile Gash" as I like to call it, on my knee, and a monstrous thing on my elbow. It consisted of cuts, deep gashes and some small burns and scrapes. Basically, it looked like a big mess, so when I got home, I took a picture of it. Umm, click if you dare.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Waden1/SweetGash.png

So, anyway, it's still not fully healed. And that's the end of that story. Oh, I have pictures of the bike, but I'm too lazy to upload them. Some other time, I guess. I think I've expressed enough silliness though the above Wii jokes. Feel free to read them again. Go on, I dares ya!

Mmm, one for the road. HOLY BIBLE, CRINKLEYBAGMAN! WE GOT ALL BLUE MAN GROUP UP IN THIS APPLE FRIZZOUSE!

Wii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Kham

Head Explosioness and Utter Mabobbery

Eryn, that was for you! =)

Today will be in orange. Why? Because I feel like it, so shut up.

To start off on this boring entry, I will begin to discuss my anger on a few subjects. This anger will be beyond any anger I've ever expressed in a blog entry. If I miss any punctuation or make any spelling errors then keep it to your God damned fucking self, you got it fuck for.... A... Reproductive organ?! Yeah, that's right!

Well, first of all, the game I wanted. You know? The one I was rambling about? Goemon's Great Adventure? Yeah, well, I couldn't bid on it so the game slipped through my fingers. It kind of sucks... Nevermind, it really sucks. I wanted this game more than anything. Luckily for me, my bestest friend Eryn (Whom I rambled about also in my other entry, too) promised me that if she ever saw the game anyway, she, and I quote, "Would whore herself off to get it for me". Hey, what are friends for? *Huggle* So that made me kind of feel better. There's still a chance I'll never find it.

Secondly, I had a pretty large despute with my parents over an 05 Fuse 1 BMX, worth $300 because of a recent discount. Because my friend got a new BMX recently, and we wanted to go for some street sessions this close Spring, all I had was this "old skool" BMX that my grandfather used to ride. It looks like a rusted silver colour, and weighs about three times of a mountain bike today. Good luck doing tricks on that thing. So after offering to pay off the bike, and introducing the concept of "debt" to my parents, I got a no, then a maybe, then a no/maybe/I don't know from them. It's crazy, and it also pissed me off.

My friends in Jazz Band that are currently away right now in British Columbia....... COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God fucking damn it!!!!!!!!!!! Come back right now! And don't get into any perilous accidents on the way back, because unfortunately I am not Jesus and I can't heal your wounds or bring you back from the dead if worst comes to worst. I'm sorry. =(

I'm hoping next week will be better for me, and anyone that I care about who's having equally bad if not worse days than I. That doesn't mean the jackasses that can go eat shit soaked in bleach and powdered chlorine, I said people I care about. I rest my case, your Honour.

- Cam. Yes, my name is spelled the real way this time. I'm just that angered. Now away with thee, for thou cause infection to thy eyes.

OMG April Fools!

So, it's April Fools today. But technically it's already over. According to my father, (Gasp, I have a family!?) April Fools day only goes on until the afternoon begins. I don't believe that.

Want to know what I do believe, though? I believe that it's now pretty impossible to manage to fool someone successfully on April Fools Day, unless they're retarded or gullible. Retarded in the sense that they don't keep track of time, or gullible that they actually do know what day it is, yet still fall for things and are all like "Uhh, I'm stupid." and we'd all say "Yes, you are." and then cue the whole group laughing, the camera rising up into the sunset, and then a very much needed fade out with an orchestra holding a silent G. Yeah, that's what I call a.....

But anyhoo, I have no idea what colour I could use for an April Fools post, so I guess I could settle for... Orange? Naw, blue. Blue's a fun colour. It reminds me of Blue's Clues. I remember the good ol' days when Steve was still in Blue's Clues. That was awesome. Then they had to kill off his character by sending him to college to learn stuff. Meanwhile, his brother or something comes to take his place with his ugly rip-off of Steve's shirt. I seriously was almost brought to tears watching the bus drive down the road and the credits rolled by... What a sad day. I hope I never have to relive that moment.
You know what also reminds me of blue?.... The Blue Man Group, of course! Aw yeah, everybody dance. I don't care if you suck at dancing, the Blue Man Group rocks. I wish I had little figurines of the three of them, and then they'd be all like.. Yeah. That'd be so cool. I'm excited now.

In other news, I was doing my daily 'stare at the N64' when I realized that I must have this game. Back a few years ago when I had my first Nintendo 64, I had all the best games for it. Among those great games like The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask, I had quite possibly the next best games you could ever find for the N64... Goemon's Great Adventure. I also had the one before that entitled Mystical Ninja, but it wasn't as good. I only got into the Mystical Ninja series when I was just seven or eight, when I was just strolling down the N64 game aisle when I came across a box with Goemon right on it. This box:


Everyday after that, I would walk by that box, but we'd end up getting a different game. One time, when we got there, I grabbed the box and showed it to my brother, who then proceeded to laugh.
"That game looks horrible." he said. Boy, did I prove him wrong. We ended up renting it, and I popped the cartridge in and turned it on. A large Konami symbol filled the television screen. I then knew, right then, I must own this game. I started a file, and laughed at the beginning cinematic. You could be Goemon, who's weapon is a pipe. Or, you could be Ebisumaru, who's weapon was spoon. I know it sounds querky, but I loved this game. It was in a third person view, and the game was epic. You could find two other characters. One was like a samurai warrior with long green hair, named Yai (she carried a sword of course, and had a sweet attack where she could spin it really fast and it created a shield which could reflect bullets and other projectile weapons back at the enemy who shot them). There was also my cousin's favourite character, Sasuke. He was like a robot-esque ninja, who ran on batteries (I remember because part of the game was collecting the batteries to make him work. One was in an oasis, the other one was at the highest point in a pine tree). So many good memories came from this game... And then, we saw it.

After beating this game and buying it, I was walking somewhere with my brother, and we saw another Goemon game: Goemon's Great Adventure. I almost died from excitement. Not only did this game have all my favourite characters again, it was two player co-operative. Now, if you know me as a gamer, I completely love cheese omelettes. I also love co-operative games. That way, I used to have my cousin over all the time, and we'd play it all the time. This game was not like Mystical Ninja, it was a three dimensional sidescroller. But it was even better than it. Unfortunately for me, I never did find the game to buy it. That made me sad. Then, one day, I'm playing some N64, when my brother tells me he found the game to buy. I exploded. Imploded even. I exploded and imploded simultaneously so that I just ceased to exist on the Earth. Once I was resurrected, we ran to the store and bought it. I regret selling all my games and N64 at Microplay to get the Gamecube. Now I fear that I'll never see the game in a store near me again.

Anyway, after telling that story, I almost forgot to get to the point here. As I stared at my N64, I realized I must look for it. So I put my 1337 game searching skills to good use (a.k.a. eBay searching) and I came across it. Goemon's Great Adventure for about ten dollars on eBay. No bids have yet been placed on it. I don't think. *Checks* Nope. But there's only three days left to place a bid on it, and I doubt I can use my parent's credit card to get it. I still have to ask/beg them for it, so wish me luck.


Goemon's Great Adventure will always be one of my favourite games of all time.

Anyway, I'm going to skip over to an even more serious subject. My undying affection to my very good friend, Eryn. She is just so uber cool, I don't know where the Hell to start! Firstly, I love her attitude. How she does things her way. I also like how she likes the Blue Man Group, because we both know that they rock! I love her magic tummy ^^. I envy her awesomeness (Funny because I'm typing in green text). There's just so much about Eryn that sets her above the rest. Our shared love of Chillattes. I seriously want her dog, Mac. I love her idea on how I should make her paragraph all multicoloured. Seriously, that idea was genius. I'm running out of colours now, so I should end this paragraph soon, so I'll just say I love Eryn because she's Eryn, And she's wicked sweet. =D
And she, my friends, is no Fool.

- Cammerool, the April Fool