It's-a me!
So... I'm not getting into the whole "I don't update on time." thing again, so just can it. That's right, CAN IT! CAN ITTTTTT!!!!!
You know what I hate? Sunday. Don't a lot of people hate Sunday? It's just like the day where you brace yourself for school or work... Or both. *gasp*
Speaking of gasping, I got an immunization this passed week, and I gasped as the sharp metal pierced my skin. I just didn't see it coming and I'm like "HOLY SHIT SOMETHING IS IN MY ARM, OW OW OW HOLY F-" and then it was over. I thought all that of course, but I was actually pretty calm about it. I was just not familiar with needles, because the last one I got was in grade four, or around there. But yeah, the next day it was all swollen and I looked all buff and muscular, or more so than I already do. =P
Oh, instead of hanging out with friends like a normal person, I felt that I needed to be a loner and hang around at home on a perfectly good Saturday night. Aren't I the coolest kid on the space ship? Yes indeed. So, for this Saturday, I decided to go out and rent Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. So I get my dad to drive me down to good ol' Mr. Rogers video and rent it. Aww gosh darn, all 20 copies of the movie are gone. I was so angry that I decapitated the store manager. Although, I didn't, and the manager wasn't even there, and I wasn't that angry. So I walk around and try to find another movie that will be mildly interesting to watch... I didn't. My dad wanted to get some dramatic crap that, and I quote: "The whole family would want to watch." and I'm all like "No dad, I don't want to watch some ten year old kid run a marathon to help his sick mother."
So my dad wants me to leave, but I wanted to stay just for like, two more minutes. So I go up to one of the workers and I'm like "Yo homie, I be lookin' for the stuff. You got the HP?" and he be all "No way dood, that shizzat all up the.. Ons, brotha. Been all out for da whole week." and I like "Dag, yo."
So I go back to the other movies, contemplating a movie I want to get, when the same worker comes up to me five minutes later and hands me a copy of Harry Potter that they just got in. I got slightly happier, and some guy that looked like Napolean Dynamite checked out the movie for me.
Anyway, it was an okay movie. They changed and cut out a lot of stuff that I wished they wouldn't, it kind of wrecked the whole film. I'd give it an.... 8-ish. Around there. Still good, see it if you haven't.
Oh, today I made the greatest burn, if only more people were around to hear it. Me and my buddy Graeme are at Shoppers Drug Mart, just walking around. I spot this pack of mini DVD discs in their little CD cases, and it was so cool, so I say out loud: "Small things are so cool." A few seconds later, we see this picture frame that spins on it's base, and Graeme says "This is cool too, because it moves." and I say: "Yeah, anything that's small and moves is cool... Except for *Riley's penis." and we burst out laughing. That had to be the greatest burn I ever made.
Well, those were the highlights of my weekend... Yep. Pretty exciting. Picture time.
I made that picture, you like it? It took me about 15 minutes to make, but I'm pretty proud of it for some reason. Well, I'm out. Expect to see a blog update from me for St. Patricks day, one of the best holidays ever. But I'm just a little leprechaun, so ignore me. Cheers! ^^
- Cameroni
*Riley is not the kid's actual name to save embarassment... Well, actually it is, I'm just saying that so people won't laugh at him.... Oh shit, sorry Riley!
You know what I hate? Sunday. Don't a lot of people hate Sunday? It's just like the day where you brace yourself for school or work... Or both. *gasp*
Speaking of gasping, I got an immunization this passed week, and I gasped as the sharp metal pierced my skin. I just didn't see it coming and I'm like "HOLY SHIT SOMETHING IS IN MY ARM, OW OW OW HOLY F-" and then it was over. I thought all that of course, but I was actually pretty calm about it. I was just not familiar with needles, because the last one I got was in grade four, or around there. But yeah, the next day it was all swollen and I looked all buff and muscular, or more so than I already do. =P
Oh, instead of hanging out with friends like a normal person, I felt that I needed to be a loner and hang around at home on a perfectly good Saturday night. Aren't I the coolest kid on the space ship? Yes indeed. So, for this Saturday, I decided to go out and rent Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. So I get my dad to drive me down to good ol' Mr. Rogers video and rent it. Aww gosh darn, all 20 copies of the movie are gone. I was so angry that I decapitated the store manager. Although, I didn't, and the manager wasn't even there, and I wasn't that angry. So I walk around and try to find another movie that will be mildly interesting to watch... I didn't. My dad wanted to get some dramatic crap that, and I quote: "The whole family would want to watch." and I'm all like "No dad, I don't want to watch some ten year old kid run a marathon to help his sick mother."
So my dad wants me to leave, but I wanted to stay just for like, two more minutes. So I go up to one of the workers and I'm like "Yo homie, I be lookin' for the stuff. You got the HP?" and he be all "No way dood, that shizzat all up the.. Ons, brotha. Been all out for da whole week." and I like "Dag, yo."
So I go back to the other movies, contemplating a movie I want to get, when the same worker comes up to me five minutes later and hands me a copy of Harry Potter that they just got in. I got slightly happier, and some guy that looked like Napolean Dynamite checked out the movie for me.
Anyway, it was an okay movie. They changed and cut out a lot of stuff that I wished they wouldn't, it kind of wrecked the whole film. I'd give it an.... 8-ish. Around there. Still good, see it if you haven't.
Oh, today I made the greatest burn, if only more people were around to hear it. Me and my buddy Graeme are at Shoppers Drug Mart, just walking around. I spot this pack of mini DVD discs in their little CD cases, and it was so cool, so I say out loud: "Small things are so cool." A few seconds later, we see this picture frame that spins on it's base, and Graeme says "This is cool too, because it moves." and I say: "Yeah, anything that's small and moves is cool... Except for *Riley's penis." and we burst out laughing. That had to be the greatest burn I ever made.
Well, those were the highlights of my weekend... Yep. Pretty exciting. Picture time.
I made that picture, you like it? It took me about 15 minutes to make, but I'm pretty proud of it for some reason. Well, I'm out. Expect to see a blog update from me for St. Patricks day, one of the best holidays ever. But I'm just a little leprechaun, so ignore me. Cheers! ^^
- Cameroni
*Riley is not the kid's actual name to save embarassment... Well, actually it is, I'm just saying that so people won't laugh at him.... Oh shit, sorry Riley!
posted by Cam @ 8:50 p.m.
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